Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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It's gotta be Chuck Norris sweat!....
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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