"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
The Kenyan Wildlife Service told the BBC that it was not unusual for monkeys to harass women and be less afraid of them than men, but they had not heard of monkeys in Kenya making sexually explicit gestures as a form of communication to humans.
If this was taking place in America, I could see the lawsuites pouring in.
You can read more here.
Some questions:
- How would you remedy this situation?
-How do you think the monkeys know they are women even after dressing like men?
-Guns are not allowed in Kenya so how would you deter them via a weapon?
-What would you do if a monkey picked a rock up and chunked it at you?
3 comments:
Umm...I would probably just write a monkey sexual harrassment policy or something and charge monkeys enormous amounts of cash everytime they make an obcene gesture or comment (after an official disciplinary hearing of course). Then I would use the money to educate monkeys on proper dress and attire (i.e. to avoid boy monkeys dressing like girl monkeys or vice versa). Any cash leftover at this point could be fashioned into some sort of weapon I'm sure. After all of this has taken place, no monkey in their right mind would be dumb enough to chuck a rock at me. haha...
Remedy? Diversity training
The monkeys know because they are evolving, isn't it obvious?
From what I understand monkeys don't like water too much, I'd probably start with a super soaker
If a monk threw a rock at me, I'd try to understand and comprehend as to why he/she did it. Then to immerse myself in his culture, I'd pick up a rock and try to be more tolerant.
This is actually a good laugh. Monkeys, them, are everywhere! Ms. Hut, That was some suggestion! I actually agree with you. But then who would initiate the process? I'd just probably get me a gun, a shotgun that is :D
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